January 2010
himynameiselli asked: :( ?
himynameiselli asked: ARE YOU SMILING.
Ask away darlings. Ask away. →
Or just say bloody hi. I don’t care. :)
IDIOT
Elli: Omfg, guess what I'm eating?
Pau: Wha?
Elli: CHEEZ ITS. Well, the Cheetos we got on Thursday.
Pau: HOW IS THAT EVEN CLOSE TO CHEEZ ITS?
Elli: STFU WOMAN
Pau: THE ONLY THING THAT THEY HAVE IN COMMON IS CHEESE. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WIT YOU. LOL
Elli: WHY YOU RAGIN
Pau: CUZ YOU A FAGGOLL
Elli: O NU
I was like whoa.
Yesterday at work, this gangsta black guy comes up to me to buy a ticket. He’s wearing those big ass fur coats, with those shades that you can’t even see their eyes with, and a black top hat. He reaked of weed (no shocker there). So, he comes up to me, and don’t get me wrong I was like “omg. don’t hurt me.”, and he asks “Yo… Can I get a ticket to see...
i wanna rock right now.
(via herhis)
Omg. Made my day.
You're in my body, that's where I think about you.
(via himynameiselli)